The city of Sale has a very nice man-made lake frequented by walkers, joggers and picnic makers. Unfortunately, the man-eating geese have frightened certain female joggers who thought they might be woman-eaters.
Fortunately, CSIRO, ever helpful, provided the Wellington council with the solution. A plesiosaur with intact DNA enabled cloning. Although fish make up most of the plesiosaur diet it is an opportunist and is making short work of the pesky and nastily defecating water birds.
Strangely enough, the female joggers are no longer in evidence.
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